Chris, 24, He/Him. Vibing everyday by creating shit content. I’m also a part time film and stage actor so hmu if ur a casting director.
Asks are always open for my homies who wanna send me random questions or send pictures of cool things they found like rocks or fruit.
Anonymous asked:
i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.
cottoncandylesbo Answer:
^this guy cant handle the “PENIS FRIGHT” !
penis ensnare and penis beware,
BECOME ENTOMBED IN MY PENIS LAIR!
Wizard Council Provisional Spell Acceptance Application for: (Spell of Penis Lair)
[APPROVED]
Can I please see your balls I’m going through a lot right now
The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day
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ALT
BOW DOWN TO THE ANCIENT ONE
GO GRAPNDA
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I had a dream that Bad Dragon made a fleshlight that looked like this and was advertised as “pelvis shattering”
I fucked it. In the dream. It was okay. Nothing to write home about.
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how do I get a million dollars by Tuesday?
Post hole
How do I get a million dollars by Wednesday
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Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM…⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂
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how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don’t you try substance abuse
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well tabtah uttsd wasoes ftnfl
not many people know this^
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Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”
French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”
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this classic of posting is dramatically improved by the nft profile pic its like sublime
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I heard on the news about this dangerous new Tik Tok trend where teenagers are killing their sensei in a duel just to test their power
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